If, and when, Atlético Madrid defeat neighbours Real Madrid in the UEFA Champions League final, Atleti fans in Milan will have to find a substitute for Neptuno to celebrate the long-awaited European Cup.
If you’re going to the final and aren’t sure where to celebrate, don’t worry. AtleticoFans has got you covered.
There’s no Neptune plaza in Milan, but if you’re feeling adventurous and want to explore a bit more of Italy, head over to Bologna. Just two hours south of Milan, the city boasts its very own Neptune Fountain, just like the one in Madrid.
If you don’t have the time, or means, to get to Bologna’s Neptune, no worries. There may not be a fountain with the God of the sea in Milan, but there is the Hotel Nettuno (Neptune in Italian). It’s not the most luxurious hotel, but Neptuno is Neptuno, right?
Lastly, the cheapest and likeliest option is to celebrate with a pizza. Head over to the II Pomodorino restaurant with your friends and loved ones and order the Re Nettuno Pizza (King Neptune Pizza), a seafood-covered pie, and celebrate in Neptuno’s name.
There may not be a fuente Neptuno in Milan, but you can find a replacement just fine. Aúpa Atleti!
— AtléticoFans (@AtleticoFans) May 28, 2016